period fart

A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.

Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010

fart nugget

when you pass gas and shit comes out

"Aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard."

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

Clown Fart

When something smells funny, and it makes your nose turn red.

"WHEW, something in here sure smells funny! It must be a clown fart"

by kloomis May 12, 2008

Ghost Fart

When someone passes gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it

Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"

by Funnyguy2314443423 September 26, 2013

sugar fart

a non-smelly fart with multiple ripples. they are loud but not smelly

dave loves to sugar fart

by brandon schwartz April 14, 2006

dick fart

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.

"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."

"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."

by SLR69 January 22, 2009

Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015