Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. someone who behaves as if they are sexually attracted to a lot of people or flirts w/ many people without realizing it most the time
by xxits_ur_girlyxx December 15, 2022
Get the class flirtmug. by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
Get the band classmug. by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
Get the bart farts his class to a punishmentmug. show me your homework---show me tmr
do mymaths
which questions are you on
are you doing the worksheet i gave you, are you doing mechanics, are you doing statistics
i sold ur scits to the black market
I am a physicist, mathematician and former executive manager (250 employees, manager in 5 different countries)
beenomial distribution
oscar put your phone away, put it in the bag
I will give you some tough questions
he loves ladder problems
tanghent
the holy calculator
who has year 2 applied book
orange on hainitz's class be like: lemme finish this sketch
who is a sinner here?
economics is good but physics is the best
jason stop doing your probability questions
As far as l can tell, it does 'nothing. On top of hat itis a lot smaler than the picture suggest, about 5 inches.l thought it was one of he cars that broke. The old calwas about 10 inches long and had a battery. When it hit the wall, it turned over andreal fun that l wanted to replace for my 3.5 year old twins.went back
bro has negative IQ, bros built like amazon prime(orange)
do mymaths
which questions are you on
are you doing the worksheet i gave you, are you doing mechanics, are you doing statistics
i sold ur scits to the black market
I am a physicist, mathematician and former executive manager (250 employees, manager in 5 different countries)
beenomial distribution
oscar put your phone away, put it in the bag
I will give you some tough questions
he loves ladder problems
tanghent
the holy calculator
who has year 2 applied book
orange on hainitz's class be like: lemme finish this sketch
who is a sinner here?
economics is good but physics is the best
jason stop doing your probability questions
As far as l can tell, it does 'nothing. On top of hat itis a lot smaler than the picture suggest, about 5 inches.l thought it was one of he cars that broke. The old calwas about 10 inches long and had a battery. When it hit the wall, it turned over andreal fun that l wanted to replace for my 3.5 year old twins.went back
bro has negative IQ, bros built like amazon prime(orange)
by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024
Get the Mr.Hainitz's applied classmug. 1) n) System of ordering society into several levels, usually low, middle, and high, and used to make the lower seem worse, and the higher seem better.
2) n) A set of items or objects, usually in a more special and specific way, rather than the usual quick category.
3) a) Special style, excellence, or looks, used to show and rank people by their classy looks.
4) v) A short word for classifying, basically just sorting into classes.
2) n) A set of items or objects, usually in a more special and specific way, rather than the usual quick category.
3) a) Special style, excellence, or looks, used to show and rank people by their classy looks.
4) v) A short word for classifying, basically just sorting into classes.
1) The class system caused many higher class people to get the jobs given, rather than the lower. Because of Joe’s social class, he wasn’t allowed into the bus.
2) A 55 inch TV class screen vs. a 65 inch TV class screen. There were several various classes sorting the various tapes by year.
3) Someone with no class, is trailer trash. You need class to be allowed into the game.
4) Jim was classing the many types of wool and wood. She classed more types of cool whip.
2) A 55 inch TV class screen vs. a 65 inch TV class screen. There were several various classes sorting the various tapes by year.
3) Someone with no class, is trailer trash. You need class to be allowed into the game.
4) Jim was classing the many types of wool and wood. She classed more types of cool whip.
by Anonymous 955534 April 22, 2023
Get the Classmug. by dictonaryboy June 23, 2023
Get the class-carmug.