the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.
Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy
Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.
Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy
Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.
Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving
Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"
Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"
Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*
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Motivational poster: Exercise can help make people happy!
Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
Troll: Oh really? Just exercise? That's all I need to do for my serious clinical depression? Why didn't I think of that? Wow thanks I'm cured!! Why don't I just throw away my Prozac pills and see how much serotinin I get from a fucking nature walk.
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Joe pays the cashier and says as he walks out, "Thanks guys".
Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."
Becky looks around and says, "Guys? I'm the only one standing here. What a dumb ass."
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To thank a man in a way only a women (or man) could.
To thank a man in a way only a women (or man) could.
"You did well Bernard, you shall receive man thanks later"
"I do love man thanks in the summer"
"Suzy, I do believe I need to be thanked"
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"Suzy, I do believe I need to be thanked"
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