A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

by NotABanana August 13, 2015

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.
James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.
by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023

i'm a whore claw machine
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

When someone has an enormous penis
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
by MEHmeh August 28, 2008
