Socially Agile

A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.

Girl: So you're single?

Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.

Girl: Haha. What does that mean?

Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"

by Carbomb December 12, 2013

Social athlete

A participant or individual who competes in any sport in which alcoholic beverages are part of or encouraged. Sports include bowling, darts, horseshoes, pool, etc.

Team captain: We'll be lucky to Tim on our bowling team. He's one he'll of a social athlete.

by Snoop_JoeyJoe September 13, 2011

social cunt

A human being that acts all nice in front of you,but talks shit about you behind your back comparable with an backstabber a social cunt is also able to damage yourself

Christoph fellt into the social cunt too late he realized he damaged him and was left in misery

by wizzlars January 23, 2014

Socially Aware

When you become socially aware.

I think I'm becoming socially aware.

by Not Carbon April 5, 2022

Social swag

Social swag is something that makes you look cool, but isn't a physical thing like a Brooklyn Nets hat signed by Jay Z.

Girl 1: Man, Hay Jay's got 100 likes on her new Facebook profile photo.
Girl 2: Dat's some serious social swag yo.

by Ay Jay December 7, 2012

Socially Acceptable

A social issue not related to politics.

Using a persons preffered gender pronoun is a social issue and can be called socially acceptable. . Choosing not to marry a same sex couple in a state where it is legal is a political issue and can be called politically incorrect.

by positive momentum April 17, 2021

Social Buffalo

when you are very social but are too big to be considered a butterfly!

My friend Sandy is a social buffalo!

by Tish316 July 30, 2012