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shoot the shit

Something rednecks do when they are hunting. They drive around in a pick-up truck until they find a spot on the road where another hunter took a shit. They know it's human because there's toilet paper on it. They shoot at the shit to watch pieces fly into the air, then go back to drinking.
What are we gonna do if we don't see any animals, shoot the shit?
by cilicat February 17, 2010
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shoot the monkey

to take a hit off a bong
by Alisa and Ariel February 24, 2008
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Scooterboy

A vestige of the 1980s youth subculture revolved around hotting up and cutting down Italian motorscooters as a reaction to the Italian and US fashion styled Mod revivalists.

Today's scooterboy is now middle aged, married with children and with the same labouring job he has had for the past 30 years. He wears combat trousers and shoehorns himself in the same Levi denim jacket covered in ratty rally patches and sewn-on bar towels he had in 1983 to show you his legitimacy. Attends scooter rallies to drink himself into oblivion in solidarity with other scooterboys, partially because that's what he did when he was 17 but mostly to forget his current sad existence. Can't stand any scooter that isn't a manual two stroke Vespa or Lambretta. Loves to get verbally abusive and threatening towards anyone in the scooter scene but outside his narrow social group.
Repeats the same stories about getting drunk at rallies in the 1980s, riding mates' scooters unlicenced with no lights throughout the night before crashing. Often he will write these stupid stories down and send them into Scootering magazine to be published. Also, after having been shown how to operate a computer recently by their kids, they have discovered that getting on the internet while drunk and abusing other scooter riders, mods, or blow-ins (someone who bought a scooter after they did and therefore have illegitimate views or rights to go to rallies or other scooter events) gives meaning to their existence.
I was going to attend the scooter rally but there will be far too many drunk, fat and balding scooterboys dancing to Dexys Midnight Runners.
by Darth Plonk February 11, 2015
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Scoot-Scoot

Person 1: hey are you a scoot-scoot
Person 2: yas eye is a scoowt-scoowt
by Isa bleu November 9, 2017
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Fruit Shoot

A male drinks many many pints of any type of fruit juice and then 'ejaculates', shooting out 'fruit'.
Female:Lets have sex
Male:Ok lets do a Fruit Shoot.
-awkward silence-

(minuites later)

* EXPLOSION OF COLOURS*
by hs9898 July 26, 2011
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snootch87

Etymology greek for Tanya. One who is small of wit. Deragatory term for a greek person named tanya who has bangs and wears a pacific trail jacket.
Yo i was chillin and then snootch87 came around so i had to leave.
by Johnny Martinez December 17, 2004
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shoot one's cookies

(variants: toss or lose may replace shoot, breakfast, lunch, dinner, or supper may replace cookies)

to vomit
I'm so sick, I feel like I might shoot my cookies.
by Light Joker April 15, 2005
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