Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
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shoe is a really cool friend, and is always there when you need them. They willingly stick up for you, and take time out of their day to talk with you!
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"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
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goody two shoes- "did you see the shoes in the bathroom vaping this morning"
not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"
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