Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.

Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010

Shoe nobber

A man who takes off either their shoe or another's and has penetration with the shoe

That man is a shoe nobber

by Ad0g July 28, 2010

googlin' shoes

Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.

Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?

Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.

Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.

by whimzzical August 5, 2010

shoe laced

ugly b!tch's dressed up in slutty halloween costumes. this may be a large costume but tends to look like a shoe lace on the larger girl.

guy 1: o man, this halloween party just got shoe laced!

guy 2: wana go hoggin?
(look up hoggin if you dont understand)

by mr. scott.0 November 19, 2010

Swap Shoes

another term for the word sex.

hey, I got a free house. why don't you come round so we can swap shoes?

"has she been pounded yet?"
"they've definatly swapped shoes"

by moremoremore May 6, 2010