kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

shark

A insect that lives in the water

hey look its a shark!
CHOMP
other guy, well i guess its not an insect.

by Someone who watches u while u March 6, 2023

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.

Last night he sharked me.

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Shark

POV: You saw the definition of Shark was "A way to have sex" & decided to look up the definition on Urban Dictionary even though u know it's a sea creature.
Let me tell u that all Dictionarys are right including the Urban Dictionary.
This means that there are multiple meanings of the word Shark.

*"_Shark_"*:

1: *Noun*: *Shark*: A big sea creature that's a type of fish.

2: *Adjective\Adverb*: *Shark or Sharking*: A way to have sex. This way of sex involves a male & a female having sex in a body of water🤽 ♀️🤽 ♂️(pool, ocean, bath, etc.).

*Adverb*:

*Sharking*: To have sex with a Shark🦈🧖.

3: *Verb*: *Sharks*: 2 Sharks having sex🦈🦈.

Mister: Hey, remember when you looked up Shark on the Urban Dictionary and it said "A way to have sex!"

Mister -1: Yeh, other dictionarys say it's a sea animal tho.

Mister: Well, I just found out that there are multiple definitions of the word Shark.

Both: O0ohhhhh!

by TFCFriendly May 25, 2023