Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017

sad

thats me i have no one i dont matter :)

joe: hi man

jeff: yo man was up
joe: nothing:(
jeff: whats wrong
joe:im sad

jeff: u dropped the soap
joe: better should pick it up
jeff: OH YEAHHH

by sad696969696969696969696969420 March 1, 2022

Sad month

This whole month of may is the time to be sad sit down look at photos videos and think of the memories and cry get it all out

I’m “sad” because I miss those times. And it’s sad month so I have a right

by SonsOfScarsSC May 3, 2021

sad snipe

When you get sniped in Fortnite but you could've prevented it, you call it a sad snipe/sad sniped (past tense).

Player 690: *gets sniped while drinking a mini* NO GOD
Player 420: You could've built a wall to prevent that sad snipe.

by WHOYYY July 23, 2018

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

sadness nap

When you sleep to forget Your sadness/pain.

I felt so bad that I had to take a sadness nap.

by Telils April 28, 2016