pancakes that are
square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the
square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the
square-pancakes can save us.
person 1: hey have you heard of
square-pancakes
person 2:
square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the
cube-cheese is coming
*cube cheese destructions sounds*