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robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse
I wish I was as black as Robert Longland
by Yes7771w April 26, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man
uuugh robert sucked my butt of me
by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021
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Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.
Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself
by Nissieboy July 12, 2022
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Logan Roberts

some nerd mfer that has awful music taste and can’t estimate how many feet he is away from something
you listen to kendrick lamar? logan roberts moment
by brettybot July 14, 2022
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robert mercer

Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer
by Prince's charming July 18, 2022
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robert lee iii

just a pro at everything tbh. #rl3gang
robert lee iii is an all around stud
by BigSchlongRobert July 19, 2022
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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
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