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The Horse Ripper 

After having a horse showing, some disturbed individuals tend to go back to the barn with their horses. After having casual sex with the horse, the individual then proceeds to have their ass literally ripped by the large penis. Normally, this happens with young, Caucasian females living in Northern Iowa.
"Omg dude, Zoie is being uber 1337! She is even using the Horse Ripper move on the beast!"
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Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
Keeping it Ripe by DreAddy February 24, 2011

The Strawberries are Ripe 

A hot or attractive male.
Oh my goodness the strawberries are ripe over there.

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google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt
Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh

Mr. Ripleyed

From the storyline "The Talented Mr. Ripley". When someone you've been close with becomes obsessed with your talents and personality traits, then all of a sudden pretends you never existed and imitates them as their own.
We were so close and then I never heard from her again. It was like I never existed. Then she had all of these new interests, activities and changes to her personality on her facebook that were identical to mine. She totally "Mr. Ripleyed" me!
Mr. Ripleyed by Sickeningly Sweet December 21, 2010

Clam Belly Ripple ice cream 

1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.
"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"

"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"