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Postpartum Queef 

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away
Postpartum Queef by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023

quantum queef 

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
quantum queef by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge
Your a right zest queef you are
zest queef by anonymous February 12, 2024

Lil queef 

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.
Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest
Lil queef by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024

Coral Queef 

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."

ass queef 

a queef expelled through the ass; see fart
feeding that bitch cheese i wanna hear that ass queef
ass queef by pubebarn June 2, 2024