Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Sod Poodle

Slang equivalent of douche nozzle, asshole, douche canoe, etc.

Don’t be a fucking sod poodle. Have some class.

by Pickle Pixie July 31, 2023

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023

Dirty Puddle

When you finish in the girls bottom, and she farts the semen out but her poop comes with it.

Yeah Bro! She let me hit it from the back today. She ended with a dirty puddle all over my chest!

by BigDawg901 August 20, 2023

Mud Puddle

a group of people larger than 3 made up of african americans.

hey mane, lets go join this mud puddle.

by Natavian August 25, 2023

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 2, 2023

Victorian Poodle Moth

A very fluffy boi with wings. They look like poodles, hence the adorable name.

Person 1: "Hey look at this adorable Victorian Poodle Moth!"
Person 2: "Ew, I hate bu-"
Person 1: "Shh... Close your eyes..."
Person 2: "Ok?"
Person 1: "And imagine yourself being a better person..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 3, 2023