Poo Guy

A loving friend that is always in a pooy mood. A Poo Guy will always complain when he wants too and usually never gets what he wants.

Jack was being such a Poo Guy yesterday

by GaryMiller December 23, 2018

Dinky Poo

Local name for Dinis Powis now called Dinas Powys. A small village near Penarth Glamorgan South Wales.

Got shifaced in Dinky poo last night. Almost stacked it on the country road back to penarth.

by Officer dibble December 30, 2018

Poo Volcano

A phenomenon that occurs during the flushing of a powerful (usually public) toilet when a frothy mixture of poo and water is momentarily burped up from the bottom of the toilet bowl before it's all sucked away and replaced by clean water.

Ewwwww.....a poo volcano erupted when I flushed the toilet and it got all over my ass!

by GreatMightyPoo73 June 14, 2018

Sensual Poo

When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.

I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.

by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018

poo hound

A person who lingers outside an occupied bathroom.

I almost shit myself a second time when I left the bathroom and found a poo hound waiting for me outside.

by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018

Pika-poo

When someone sends you vag nudes and you see a turd lodged in the dark hole.

Dude 1- Bro I got a nude from Veronica and I saw a Pika-poo
Dude 2- Brooo that's gross

by ToryDuncan June 2, 2018

Poo-Tube

The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.

“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”

“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”

by C$tone June 10, 2018