hit the hay

When a man jacks off in an abnormally rushed fashion resulting in his hand smacking against his pubic hairs

"I'm going to hit the hay, then go to sleep"

by Seattlesea12 August 5, 2012

hit and run

When you jack off and right before climax you stick it in a girls ass, giz, and leave.

I gave that bitch a hit and run.

by fatcat346 June 23, 2003

Hit the Hay

Having Sex with a Farm Girl

After having drinks at the local Hic Bar, the Cowboy grabbed a local girl to "Hit the Hay" with.

by FORDTUFFF November 5, 2009

hit the hay

what you say when it’s time to leave

you: im so bored i gotta get out of here
friend: ya me too let’s hit the hay

by zleora May 31, 2023

Crackhead Hit

When you take a hit off a bong with your head slanted to your right like a retard.

My friend took a crackhead hit and couldn't hit it no more.

by NumberZero May 21, 2009

hit the blue

slang for blow job, when you can fit the whole popsical in your mouth. most commonly referred to rocket pops.

sup bitches! i just hit the blue; every guy will want me now!

by humpmefuck July 2, 2017

googoo hits

when someone actin goofy or retarded

or when someone say sum dumb shit

(Made my Terrence🤪)

when martavion asked layla to be his date to prom she said “u actin mad googoo hits rn 😭💯🤏🥱🤣🍼👎🤣😭👎”

by janthedawn November 6, 2020