Simple minded

Someone or something super stupid

RICCO GOLDEN is super simple minded

by Panda-princess_13 March 1, 2020

Church house state of mind

Church houses are building used for Christian worship services and other Christian religious activities. The term is used to refer to the physical buildings where Christians worship and also to refer to the community of Christians. But the state of mind is when you got a hoe on your line but you won’t let her waste your time. Instead you just like making rhymes, just have a good time.

Yung od: stuck in a church house state of mind I see my goal I waste no time

Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes

by IvanOoze March 1, 2021

Mind Fuck

Where you are confusing someone in any sexual way possible

If the mom fucked the dad and had two kids boy and girl and the boy fucked the mom and the girl fucked the mom the children of the mom and boy is called the dad then who is the real dad if none of this was real....mind fucked

by Fuck mined,being confused December 30, 2011

Mega mind

Worst move known to man

also a sex toy model

Jim: i love Mega mind
Gim: so you wanna test it ou in bed?

by JustLeeo December 6, 2022

MAGA Mind Virus

A phenomenon that causes people to approach issues with an extreme right-wing perspective, usually in a way that aligns with the viewpoints of the MAGA Movement in the United States. Those afflicted also refuse to consider alternate viewpoints, instead shutting down what they think is dissent by assuming them to be radical, dangerous or unpatriotic.

Elon Musk: At last, we've eradicated the Woke Mind Virus!
Twitter User: That's right, brother! Next we'll destroy the MAGA Mind Virus!
Elon Musk: ...
Twitter User: We're gonna destroy the MAGA Mind Virus, right...?

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

Ell minded

People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"

Ex. Ellegal

Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh

by Zingle Zimbabwean May 6, 2023