Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded

"Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded" is a term used as a loving reminder or warning to a person who is demonstrating behavior that is viewed as foolish, dangerous, or insincere. This term is used to admonish individuals who exhibit a lack of critical thinking, preference for conformity, and an overemphasis on superficial or materialistic values. The admonishment is also directed at individuals who show a tendency to break commitments, engage in gossip, or display duplicitous behavior. Its usage is often intended to encourage a more thoughtful, independent, and authentic way of living and interacting with others.

KoolAidMinded, CriticalThinking, Authenticity, EndearingReminder, LifeAdvice

"Seeing her son being led astray by superficial friendships, the mother gently advised, 'Don't be Kool-Aid minded. Real friendships are based on trust and authenticity, not popularity.'"

by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023

My mind

I am fucking losing it over here...

Hym "In case you were wondering, I'm losing my mind over here... These fucking bastards man... Can't fucking sleep... GodDamnit...m"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.

Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!

by haimerei13! August 29, 2023

Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

Mind fockle

When you fuck someone’s brains out and they don’t know what’s going on after the good dickin

Heath: “I mind fockled her last night. She couldn’t put together a sentence or walk. She looked like Bambi walking”

Dan: “She was a crippled retard Heath”

by MikeJones69420 September 6, 2023

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023