Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

Super Mario 65

cancelled mario game

i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.

by Quandale Dingles friend March 18, 2024

Elephant Mario

When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.

It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-

"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Super Mario Bro’ed

Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.

Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that

I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong

by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024

Super Mario Sunshine

Super Mario Sunshine Is a 3d platforming game developed by Nintendo originally for the GameCube but It can also be played on a Wii or a switch. It Is the second ever 3d Mario game In the series following Super Mario 64 and While not quite as revolutionary as Super Mario 64, Still a great game.

Super Mario Sunshine Is one of my favorites

by Eovercast May 22, 2024

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024

The Mario

When a girl spreads her legs on top of two wooden chairs while you stand below her with your fist up in the air. You then jump up, shoving your knuckles in her vagina.

Hey bro me and my girl did the Mario last night now she’s walking like a Goomba

by Gruntgrinder February 1, 2026