minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012

minge sniffing

Is that act of inserting ones nose into a minge and then taking a very long sniff inside. Make sure it is enough time to bring in the fishy sent of your female counter part.

Bro 1: I went minge sniffing last night.
Bro 2: Did you catch the full sent?
Bro 3: Yeah, it's still nice and fishy.

by wasty messiah November 15, 2013

Minge Whinge

The crying and mood swings of a woman at 'that time of the month'

Friend - "why are you crying? Has something happened?"
Girl on period - "No, I am just having a minge whinge."

by cbjt December 1, 2013

minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.

Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK

by Pseudonymus Wretch March 14, 2014

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

Minging

Adjective; Ming:in
A word used describe something as interesting, exciting and/or cool. Can also be used as a general response to a question and or statement.

Example 1
P1: Bro what's the surf like today
P2: Minging

P1: You got an excellence on your algebra test today
P2: Minging

by SkrrtDaddy June 18, 2018

Minge bag

Someone whose being a proper cunt

People who drive like a minge bag

by Gillster June 25, 2018