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the most successful program written in java
minecraft is the most successful program written in java
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Minecraftify

Giving something/someone a minecraft or blockey theme.
I’m going to minecraftify my room
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.
"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents
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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
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Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.
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Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.
Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.
by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024
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Minecrafted

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*This is your Trigger Warning*
For words dealing with*Unaliving* of ones self or others.

Do Not proceed if the subjects or terms dealing with Unaliving someone or ones self are triggering to you.

To be "Minecrafted" is to be destroyed, obliterated, unmade or "unalived".

The use of "Minecrafted" as a synonym for killing or murder originated on 4chan message boards. The meme draws its meaning from the idea of using video games as a cathartic outlet for threats of violence or murder or as an excuse for threats made against someone.

For example:
Someone saying something like "I'm going to murder you!..in minecraft." Or, when confronted with threats against someone the aggressor might respond saying "I meant in minecraft, not in real life."

This use of video games as an excuse for making threats against others lead to the usage of the terms "Minecrafted" or "Minecrafting" to mean : to murder, shoot, kill someone or to refer to someone unaliving themselves, commiting suicide.
Today John "minecrafted" the guy who's been bullying him all year.

Jill was so depressed she "minecrafted" herself.
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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