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Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hourssomeone tell him to land the plane.”
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
mugGet the Land the planemug.

moon landing

The act of sitting down.
The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.
by sleepypie February 27, 2023
mugGet the moon landingmug.

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
mugGet the Lunar Landingmug.

Land Shark

A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
mugGet the Land Sharkmug.

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
mugGet the getting my man to the promised landmug.

Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze
The land breeze geezer took huajeet
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
mugGet the Land breeze geezermug.

land van tommy le

The most kick ass guy in the world. has a reputation of not giving a shit but also humble.
damn ! land van tommy le, you the man
by anonymous November 22, 2021
mugGet the land van tommy lemug.

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