A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months
* ~ only when it suits the person of course
* ~ only when it suits the person of course
by king of ling June 10, 2015
Get the Ling Kingmug. by Fuckin moo August 7, 2016
Get the tvariusness kingmug. He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge
by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020
Get the Kombucha kingmug. Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting
by Oh My Odgay December 11, 2019
Get the Dragon Kingmug. It has been prophesied throughout many cultures dating as far back as the ancient aztecks that a Great war will erupt between The Soulless Full bloods, and The half-souled Daywalkers in the year 2024. This war will bring about great destruction to all the lands of the earth with the near extinction of the dimwitted blondes. "And all the souls of the earth shall tremble in fear for where the soulless ones walk, no souls shall remain" Book of Wruce Bayne, ch. 1.
"Yet from all this devastation a champion will arise from the Daywalker clan, One that will bring about Peace amongst the other races and the end of the Full Blood ginger Tyranny, And this Half souled Ginger shall be known as, King Ginger, Born in the month of march of 1989 on the twenty seventh day, with hair that burns with of a fire and the power of awesomeness" -Ghandii, 1884.
So has it been written in prophesy, so shall it be done
"Yet from all this devastation a champion will arise from the Daywalker clan, One that will bring about Peace amongst the other races and the end of the Full Blood ginger Tyranny, And this Half souled Ginger shall be known as, King Ginger, Born in the month of march of 1989 on the twenty seventh day, with hair that burns with of a fire and the power of awesomeness" -Ghandii, 1884.
So has it been written in prophesy, so shall it be done
The king ginger has brought salvation and peace to the lands!!! Let us rejoice with jello shots and crack off strippers stomaches!
by King Red Man August 28, 2013
Get the King Gingermug. A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.
by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010
Get the Straight-kingmug. Aziah king is so fineeeee and she has a fat ass but most of all shes caring and very kind she’s popular but still will always make time for you i love aziah king
Person one: OMG whos that fine curly head with the gyat
Person two: Thats Aziah king and i will make her mine
Person two: Thats Aziah king and i will make her mine
by frickbeatchesgetmoney May 30, 2023
Get the aziah kingmug.