A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk

Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.

by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.

I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson

by RNKILLER June 2, 2017

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023