A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 02, 2019
Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 03, 2022
An arrogant but yet an egocentric celebrity, TV character, or actor that gets far too much of attention and screen time on television, movies, and online shows far too often, without even showing signs of thinking about the other folks or even their own family and friends, but only to think of fame, money, screen hogging, and their own fans like the bastards that they are.
"Listen up you money greedy fame hogging cheapskate! We are blaming you for hogging almost every TV show and movie we all know in love no matter how much all the attention comes to you for all you get, this is what makes you act like a star billing bastard this whole entire time, you are the overuse of filmography and television you stupid money greedy, uneducated, cheapskate of a star billing bastard that you already fucking are!"
by MattGuy November 19, 2018
A sexual act that is done to someone while they are asleep, passed out from being drunk, or drugged up by giving them a roofie in their drink.
by dustylicious October 29, 2015
A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
by Sir. B November 12, 2022
Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.
by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 05, 2010
by Jentreescandye December 30, 2021