Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

Fasho im good shawty

For sure I'm okay young lady

Her- you good?

Him- Fasho im good shawty

by White boy Mike July 6, 2021

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

AAAAAAH IM DEAD

If someone says this he/she is dead

person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead

by DesxFanboi23 September 21, 2018

im finna touch you

Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)

Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro

Incel:😰

by ANUAffaan February 19, 2024

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021