If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

caw the handle

Scottish expression meaning "do the routine"

A lot of things to do, I'll just have to caw the handle as usual.

by rsx11m February 22, 2023

oh it handle

The handle in most cars, trucks, buses, and small boats that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door in a car or truck, hanging from the ceiling on a bus, and by the seat on a boat. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle, even if seatbelts (non-existent on most buses and boats) are worn and kids are in car seats (babies are held on boats, they don't need car seats). Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh it handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge (These risks are non-existent on boats, for boats it's when the boat goes up and down on rough waves and choppy waters). It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers (including the baby in the car seat) before they feel obligated to use the "oh it handle"

Mom: She's holding onto the oh it handle
Me: The oh it handle

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023

Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Can you handle it

A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it”

“Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*

by Racist-Black-African-Monkey June 20, 2023

padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024