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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"
by suferdude90266 November 3, 2021
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Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer
If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer
by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019
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Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
by Quailz June 22, 2025
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Hammer hammer hammer hammer

To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.

If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.

If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.

The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.

Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!

What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
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Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly
Me and my wife tonight are going to be trying the sludge hammer
by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
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blam hammer

A Desert Eagle or any other kind of 50 Cal pistol
“Bro I was ridin out yesterday and almost got struck by a blam hammer man, Went right through the car and out the other side.”
Don’t be a pussy, it’s part of the game”
by BongBoy420 March 14, 2024
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Hammer

A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.

Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”

“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”

“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”

*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*

*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
by DictionaryObass July 16, 2020
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