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seely goose

silly goose, but it’s spelt how it sounds. also a adjective for calling some one silly, goofy, weird, odd, or strange.
“hah! you’re such a seely goose”

“bruh look at that seely goose over there
by alisongoose September 15, 2022
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Goose Look

The expression of visible fear. Comes from a line in Macbeth where the title character shouts at a terrified servant arriving to inform him that the English Army have been sighted marching towards the castle.
"The Devil Damn Thee Black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?"
by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019
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Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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Goose

To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked
Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.
by Love is Hasstyle January 17, 2021
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Goosed Up

The term used by white chicks when referring to wearing their Canada Goose jackets in cold weather.
"I was all goosed up and the wind still got to me."
by hommechap January 11, 2019
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silly gooses

if you’re reading this, you’re a silly gooses. also, all hail jupuxford.
by booblasters October 6, 2019
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Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.
John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle
by Hissnnsfkdi October 6, 2021
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