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A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.
Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.
by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023
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Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.
"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"
by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019
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Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone
by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021
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shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.
As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."
by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010
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Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
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Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
by Pooooooopcaca November 6, 2021
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Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.
"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"
by TheWirral February 12, 2021
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