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Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024
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goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 2, 2024
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Eye-gooning

The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.

Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
"Bro I wasn't actually doing anything, I was just eye-gooning to some hypercars."
by eygoner January 17, 2026
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Elegant Goon

Mixtapes releases

GLOLEAN

BEANZ EP
ICE ON FROZE
UNCLE GOON
UNHOUSED

NETWORKING & MAKING TRANSACTIONS
GOONOLOGY

THE ART OF BEING A GOON ALBUM
Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist and creative architect behind the emerging philosophy of Goonology—a self-defined system blending discipline, street intelligence, ritual, and self-mastery. His music fuses raw realism with intentional minimalism, delivering chants, anthems, and reflective bars designed to be felt as much as heard.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist and creative architect behind the emerging philosophy of Goonology—a self-defined system blending discipline, street intelligence, ritual, and self-mastery. His music fuses raw realism with intentional minimalism, delivering chants, anthems, and reflective bars designed to be felt as much as heard.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
by elegantgoonbooking@gmail.com January 28, 2026
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He-goon

He-goon (noun)
/ˈhi ˌɡu n/
An insecure, immature, misogynistic man-child who confuses volume and confidence with being right.
Talking over her and calling it ‘logic’ is peak he-goon behaviour.”
by PizzaPieEpicGuy January 31, 2026
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Goon

You’re a gooner” „I goon to them everyday
by feeeeegooo February 1, 2026
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