evan

Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.

me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.

evan: what did she do.

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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad

evan: don't worry ur the only one I want

I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭

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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023

Evan

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.

no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!

by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023

Evan

This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.

Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*

by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.

"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."

by pongschlap July 1, 2024

Dirty Evan

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low

I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground

by DKDM July 11, 2024

Justin Evans

Justin Evans is the most caring, adorable, loving person ever. He will always be there for you no matter what. He doesn't ever judge you based off what people said about you and always tries to see the best in people. He isn't entitled, stuck up, nor selfish. He treats people around him with nothing but respect and kindness. If you ever meet a Justin Evans don't let them go. He will care so much for you and respect you do much. He will treat you like you are a goddess. By far Justin Evans is the most loveable human being.

You: Are you a angel?
Him: Almost there, im Justin Evans.

by Justin Evans Wife July 19, 2024