by Big ol Brando November 20, 2019
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Quite possibly the cutest boy ever. He will try to make you laugh and is an amazing person on the inside, even if he acts a bit cold on the outside. <3
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
he's a memester for sure. But he's not stupid! NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A SMALL ****. And yes he short af
by BoncingKittens March 31, 2020
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Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023
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Get the Ethan mug.A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside
by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021
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