pick up ears

Pick up ears listen to your favorite song
by Make tyga September 11, 2021
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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
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Ear

A gaylord's vagina
by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019
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vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015
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When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023
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my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022
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Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.
I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping
by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018
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