by Make tyga September 11, 2021

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.
Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.
And so on.
I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.
by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018
