Drippy Ears

When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent

They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out

by MarshalDeon June 9, 2018

ear rape

Any sound or noise that is loud, obnoxious, or annoying.

Examples of ear rape: republican debates, sanic, Kidz Bop, Donald Trump speeches, noob gamers

by Dank MLG Swag September 18, 2016

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021

vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Losing Sight Out of My Ear

When you are so discombobulated by not having something your brain can comprehend anything.

Note can also be used with other senses and body parts.

Lost the smell in my eyes.
Can’t taste anything with my nose.

And so on.

I’ve not had a Coke for a week I’m losing sight of my ears.

I’ve not had sex in a month I’m losing sight out of my ears.

by Tinselwhore December 26, 2023

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009