crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

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crumbhole

a skank hoe with a crusty hole that you should avoid

"Don't do it bro... everyone knows that crumbhole has been around the block."

by WarriorsUniverse November 23, 2016

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crumb • crump • crumpet • Crum • Crum Bum • crumping • crumbly • crumb bum • crumb snatcher • crummy

Crummy = Creepy and Funny.

When someone makes a joke that is both HILARIOUS but also somewhat unerving and you're not really sure how to feel. This is that feeling.

Originated from cyber English, with intergrated french, youth speak. Some may question the change from 'n's to 'm's. This is merely a progression of popularly used languge, as are irregular conjugation of commonly used verbs (e.g. I don't be but I am). Phonetically, english speakers are more accustom to the 'm' sound so forming the sound is more comfortable hence it's linguistically accepted development.

It also happens to be a double entendre to a bad a joke. This only adds to it's perfect meaning.

Rhys: "muscles are hot."

Clarisse: "yeah I love it when my steak, which I'm going to eat, isn't cold."

Rhys: "I'm stunned. That's so crummy."

*they both laugh maniacally*

by CDGM December 22, 2016

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crumblefuck

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.

FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017

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