coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

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Coffeescenti

Those who are "in the know" regarding coffee. Also used as a derogatory term by those who cast aspersions on coffee snobs.

Derived from Cognoscenti:
co⋅gno⋅scen⋅ti
–plural noun, singular -te /-ti/ Persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, esp. in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion.

Origin: 1770–80; < It, Latinized var. of conoscente (prp. of conoscere to know) < L. See cognition, -ent

Wow, she really knows a lot about coffee.
Yep, she's a true coffeescenti. She can spot a non-arabica blend a mile away.

Alternate usage:
Wow, she's really loyal to Starbucks.
Yep, she's a coffeescenti- one of those coffee snobs who think that overpaying for burned beans makes her cool.

by WheezerMF November 2, 2009

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coffee saucer

Giant nipples

Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon

by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009

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coffeesucker

Typically a female who enjoys giving oral sex to African American Males

She won't give you a blow job she's a coffeesucker!

by Meatball scmc April 4, 2010

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Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

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