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Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018
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Circles jerk

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019
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Çarçanian

This phrase is used when sb posts a pic shirtless on instagram when he’s throwing his hands back and uses a rose to cover the divan mbrapa shpine. Also used in the pornstar world.
Did you see Mark the other day. He posted a shirtless pic. He is such a çarçanian wannabe...
by Lule_t_bukr_ka_tirona January 17, 2019
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Carcass Sling

A swing used for holding lifeless or lazy people, most likely hung from the ceiling.
Attach my friend’s Carcass Sling to the sky track and send him flailing around the room.
by CarcassSling March 22, 2019
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ciranni

What? His last name is Ciranni!, he must be the hottest Italian out there!
by oofofofofofofofofofoooof May 21, 2019
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Circler

A man whom will flirt with any girl, regardless of wether she is taken or not. He will go in a cycle of meeting a girl while dating a girl, dumping the girl he was dating for the girl he met, and later to dump the girl he met for a new girl. He is allways talking to more than one person, and if the girl is to dump him, he has multiple girls to take her place. Circlers will cheat, play, and seem as if they are exclusive to you, when truthfully they are not. You might find a circler charming and flirtatious, but the second you look away, they are already on to another girl.
G1: isn’t Chris so handsome? He flirts with me all the time!!
G2: he flirts with you? Isn’t he dating Christina?
G1: he has a girlfriend? I never knew that!

G3: look, you won’t want to be with him, he’s a circler. He’ll find you one day and circle around another the next.
by Basketballo7 April 11, 2019
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Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.
by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019
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