cheese banana

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

Cheeseburger no onion

When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.

After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.

by Sir Pedro May 20, 2017

Cheese baguette

An unwashed Frenchman's cock, a perpetrator of hostile gay acts using his cheesy wang.
A Dassault shuffle, accompanied by a bottle of red

When I hand I want to gobble a filthy French fucker and suck on his cheese baguette

by Al Murray July 6, 2017

Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.

I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019