This is why we can't have nice things 

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

This is why we can't have nice things by SAHM May 2, 2013

No-can-do's-ville, baby doll 

It's a subtle way of saying that you can't do something in a relationship. Like when you don't have time for a romantic dinner, but only two minutes for sex.

1:
Woman: We're supposed to taste wedding cakes this afternoon, remember?
Man: Ouch! No-can-do's-ville, baby doll.

2:
Woman: Wow, that was really mean. I think you owe me an apology.
Man: No-can-do's-ville, baby doll, no-can-do's-ville.

No-can-do's-ville, baby doll by TomNoCan August 3, 2011

You Can Do That, Right? 

When your with your dad and you see someone of the same age as you doing something kind of difficult to do and out of jealousy and disappointment of his uncoordinated son says you can do that right? with a smile on his face

Dad - look at that kid doing tricks, You Can Do That, Right?

Son - yea

You Can Do That, Right? by Gimaf December 18, 2012

I can't be fucked 

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

I can't be fucked by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

Parker Lewis Can't Lose! 

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.

"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."

Parker Lewis Can't Lose! by Turboplf October 23, 2008

Bored and can't sleep 

That is what I am right now. I'm bored and can't sleep so that is why I'm making this definition.if your bored and can't sleep you should do the same.

Hey dude, you up? I'm bored and can't sleep.

Bored and can't sleep by Big dick daddy kae April 28, 2019

I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

I can't breath by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022