cake stand

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.

I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.

by Dan Logan June 13, 2006

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cut that cake

when you fuck your girlfriend

man i cut that cake last night!

by billion and one October 23, 2008

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tang cakes

one part mormon pancake mix
one part vinilla extract
one part cinnamin stuff times two
one part chuncky peanut butter
and of course
enough tang mix to satisfy your every need
(including that fucking monkeys)

"Hey Boomer! You want some of these tang cakes?!?!?"
Examples:tang cakes, jercky tang cakes, chocolate tang cakes, chuncky tang, nut meg tang, nanner tang, and Sam. L. Jack. Tang. (in all shapes and sizes, including micky tang (minus one, two, or none ears)).

by Boomer (THE MORMON) June 14, 2006

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The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008

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