chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Chocolate Cocaine

The act of snorting cocaine out of, NOT off of, one's ass hole. Said cocaine will become covered with shit thus causing it to look like chocolate too an extent.

Fuckboi #1 "Duuuuuuuuuuude I just did some chocolate cocaine"
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuuude that's like hella rad man!!! How did it feel?"
Fuckboi #1 *before he responds begins violently throwing up BECAUSE HE SNORTED COCAINE OUT OF A GIRLS ASSHOLE and subsequently dies from choking on his sick*
Fuckboi #2 "Duuuuuuuuuude looks like you fucked up man"

by The Real Academic July 28, 2018

Chocolate banger

A group of black men get all of the penises inside a vagina or bootihole.

Look up Chocolate Banger on PornHub

by BeastEJ February 8, 2019

chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019

chocolate cheeto

A chocolate cheeto is when you put a cheeto or cheeto puff (preferably a puff) up a girls ass the proceed to eat it out.

Dave: "dude Vanessa said she was down for a chocolate cheeto"
Bob: "Dude my girl said the ssaaaammmeeee"
Dave: " I can't wait to eat shit"

by ZackkkO May 30, 2018

Chocolate cock

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.

-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo

by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018

Chocolate Dipping

Chocolate dipping is most commonly used when a male or female has long taint hair. After taking a crap you dip the toilet paper in the bowl to get the paper wet for a cleaner wipe.

Haef: “ What the hell is that noise Brock, it sounds like someone is chocolate dipping in the stall right next to me”

Brock: “ Not uhhh! Stop talking I wanna hear it”

by Cap. Haef June 1, 2018