Double Golden birthday

A double golden birthday is a rare occasion when your birth date is represented twice in your age.

For example a person born on the 2nd of January would have their golden birthday on when they turn 22

It's Doctor Max double golden birthday, he turned 33 today and he was born on the 3rd of May

by docmax_brother January 3, 2021

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010

Birthday Her Son

To inseminate a girl, resulting in the birth of a child, preferably a boy.

You know that fine chick last night? I'm gonna birthday her son.

by Paul Dinh May 3, 2007

birthday tally

When a friend asks you to make-out with someone for their birthday.
The person is usually very cute (which makes it a challenge) or not that attractive but nice so they deserve some action.

Claire: "Molly, will you birthday tally Kevin K. for my birthday?"
Molly: "Of course, it might be a bit hard tho cuz he's such a babe and not a manwhore."

by Risque Munsell 7 girls November 25, 2007

birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.

Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Birthday

The day that your mom got sick of you and pooped u out

Joe: I HATE MY MOM!
Sally: Why?
Joe: SHE PUSHED ME OUT A DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY

by P00pc0rn October 29, 2019

birthday crash

this is a brithday party that is great in everyway except for the part when the mom comes home and ragingly drunk and stoned kids scramble for their lives.

claras birthday was so rad until her mom came, then the party was birthday crashed.

by long eyelashes September 14, 2003