Essex breakfast

the morning after pill

an Essex breakfast

by jmp28 February 22, 2022

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.

I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.

by sparkle horse May 2, 2018

Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works

by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

breakfast burger

The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "

I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger

by The word mister77x August 1, 2022