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gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette
What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022
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Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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Twiglet Breakfast

Similar to a Portuguese breakfast, except it involves the marmite covered oven baked snack. And a non stick mat.

She is spun around after getting twiglets in fangina and you have to catch them in your mouth.

Like a reverse marmite based pop up pirate.
Did she give you a Portuguese breakfast?

Nah, twiglet breakfast mate. My neck is wrecked.
by benjibw July 1, 2023
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big boys breakfast

When someone receives two dicks in their mouth and also has both anus’s in contact with their facial region
Did you see Harriet in the spare bedroom tucking into a big boys breakfast?
by BJ1990 July 5, 2023
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Breakfast

The first meal in the morning. It can be anything, ranging from the classic "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey" to raisin bran. It's Walter Hartwell White Jr.'s favourite meal, and upon not receiving breakfast, the person responsible for making it will be mauled
Flynn loves breakfast.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023
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breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.
"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!
by Messy97 September 29, 2023
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