Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
Get the Furry blastmug. The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
Get the History blastingmug. It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.
by expert creamer February 15, 2024
Get the Blo'hol Blastmug. by skymshea August 26, 2021
Get the flavor blastingmug. by Dreamname//Elise June 14, 2018
Get the Blastmug. Sheep "Blasted" Means a victim suffer heavy disorientation by sheep affection. And is also alternative therm for headache. It may also have harder impact on skinny people.
Sheep "Blasted" could be put up as an example of situation like Headache or pain
"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"
"This headache is natural cause of sheep"
"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"
"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"
"This headache is natural cause of sheep"
"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"
by Sheep "Blasted" April 24, 2017
Get the Sheep "Blasted"mug. I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 25, 2017
Get the gram-blastmug.