The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
Get the Turkey-blastedmug. by Dreamname//Elise June 14, 2018
Get the Blastmug. Sheep "Blasted" Means a victim suffer heavy disorientation by sheep affection. And is also alternative therm for headache. It may also have harder impact on skinny people.
Sheep "Blasted" could be put up as an example of situation like Headache or pain
"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"
"This headache is natural cause of sheep"
"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"
"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"
"This headache is natural cause of sheep"
"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"
by Sheep "Blasted" April 24, 2017
Get the Sheep "Blasted"mug. "To perform the reverse of 'tea-bagging'(Pussy Blasting), one might press their pelvic area against someone who is lying on the ground."
In a light-hearted video game, a character humorously presses their pelvic area against a defeated foe lying on the ground, defining this action as a playful victory gesture. Getting Pussy Blasted or Pussy Blasting someone else.
by He Gives Me March 23, 2024
Get the Pussy blastingmug. A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
Get the Bahai Blastmug. It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.
by expert creamer February 15, 2024
Get the Blo'hol Blastmug. by skymshea August 26, 2021
Get the flavor blastingmug.