Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!

Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.

Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!

by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024

Aiden Jockstrap

A really small jockstrap used in hockey. There's usually a guy on the team named Aiden who's tiny, so because they are small, the term Aiden Jockstrap is used to identify small things.

This eggplant from the supermarket is Aiden Jockstrap size.

by person198532 March 5, 2024

Aiden

Is so fucking cute omfg

"Oh my God is that aiden?!"

"Woahhhh he's so cute I can't"

-Quinn's Brain all the time

by Quinn121609 March 5, 2024

Aiden pfau

a fucking good person that understands what the fuck I'm saying unline Donovan martini

Person 1: have you heard of Aiden Pfau

Person 2: yeah he gave me a blowjob

Person 1: kill yourself

by BigGlizzy6969 March 11, 2024

aiden

aiden is a very social person . he’s friendly , caring , funny , and more . people are rude to him , call him names , and make fun of him . but aiden always just laughs it off and acts like nothing happened . but deep down , it really hurts him . although he’s really nice to him , people ridicule him for everything . there are only a select few who aiden trusts . aiden is one of the most insecure people ever . he’s insecure of so many things . aiden tries his hardest to please everyone . but people just don’t appreciate him . he’s basically a people pleaser and tries so hard .

- aiden

by a person … March 14, 2024