Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy

Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack

by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025

Shark

The only word on urban dictionary with no sexual definition

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"

by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009

Shark

This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)

Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.

When you look at sharks at a different angle your life will change.

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

Eaten by a Shark

I haven't been though. You're posing an asymmetrical analogy again.

Hym "I haven't been eaten by a shark. I'm still alive. I'm still the creator of A.I.. The only stopping me is the whim of people who don't deserve a say in the matter and I will murder as many kids as I can if I don't get the credit and the money. I said explicitly that if you try to steal it I will start murdering kids."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

shark

A way to have sex

Hey do you want to shark ifykwim

by crows are sick March 17, 2023