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Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.
Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)
by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025
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Boyfriend

A boy you are dating when that you like and you only wanna see them and not date other boys
That was her boyfriend because she only wants to kiss and have sex with him
by Mdc79 July 16, 2021
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Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target
Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
by READIT!!! March 3, 2018
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National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend
Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
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I wanna boyfriend

The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush
Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd
by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025
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National bully boyfriends day

On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back
National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
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