Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Treasure Beach

A campground usually close to a very popular beach. You can stay there all summer. There is usually something called a jumping pillow.

Let’s go to treasure beach for the summer!

by CALL119!!!! June 22, 2018

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

Revere Beach

Std’s & Unemployment

Not much of an example to give.

Pretty straightforward on this one.

- Revere Beach

by SMDave May 30, 2023

Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

beach brutus

Smells like deck donkey

Have you played fortnite theres beach brutus

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021