by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
by anonymous June 10, 2022

People who grew up with the Lord of the Rings books and movies (mainly the Peter Jackson film trilogy. The original series was first published in the 1950s but started to become more of a worldwide phenomenon in the 200os thanks to the film adaptations being released. That's when more people started getting into it and loving it ever since).
I was 13 years old when The Fellowship of the Ring was first released back in the early 2000s. I'm a proud member of the Lord of the Rings generation.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 5, 2020

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
by bisonman May 27, 2015

Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
